Are we in a gay sports bar?
we made out on top of his cat.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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