So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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