So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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