I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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