her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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