It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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