I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I need to sanitize my soul.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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