The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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