I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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