break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Text me some of your sweat
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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