the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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