school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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