Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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