She said her name was "party"
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
