i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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