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Puke
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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