So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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