I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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