I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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