Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
