And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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