Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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