do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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