I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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