like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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