Got a toothbrush?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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