So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
