Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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