You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she peed on how many people?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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