She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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