can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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