just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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