Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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