just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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