i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
being pregnant is like rehab
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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