I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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