do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fuck appropriateness.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
