i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
