I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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