wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
