Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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