idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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