Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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