wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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