Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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