Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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