I just gift wrapped bread.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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