that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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