the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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