her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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