Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
