her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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